Wade Wilson, the Merc with a Mouth, possesses a healing factor so absurd he's been decapitated, incinerated, and atomized—and trash-talked his way back from all of it. He's one of the most skilled combatants in the Marvel Universe, proficient with every weapon ever forged, and is the only character fully aware he's fictional. His real superpower is being so annoying that even Death herself fell in love with him.

Born Kal-El on the doomed planet Krypton, Superman is the gold standard against which all other heroes are measured. Powered by Earth's yellow sun, he possesses near-limitless strength, heat vision that can cut through dimensions, and speed that rivals the Flash. His only real weakness is a glowing green rock—and even that barely slows him down.