Wade Wilson, the Merc with a Mouth, possesses a healing factor so absurd he's been decapitated, incinerated, and atomized—and trash-talked his way back from all of it. He's one of the most skilled combatants in the Marvel Universe, proficient with every weapon ever forged, and is the only character fully aware he's fictional. His real superpower is being so annoying that even Death herself fell in love with him.

The Norse god of thunder, son of Odin, and wielder of the legendary hammer Mjolnir—a weapon so heavy that no other being in the Nine Realms can lift it. Thor commands the storms themselves, and a single blow from Mjolnir can level mountains and split the World Serpent's skull. He once drank so much of the ocean that he created tides, just to lose a bar bet.